The horror, the cramp.

Tell me ladies, why on earth are we make to suffer such ill fate? I hate it when I have to feel like I am wearing a pamper and yet try to look my best at the same time. Its total insanity I feel awkwardly tired, restless and messy. All I want to do is just lay on bed forever like sleeping beauty. The only difference is I don't need a prince charming to kiss me and wake me up because I would probably kick his groin and ask him to eff off!

That reminds me of  how I know of a guy who can still have sex with his girlfirend during her period! Okay, never mind about that, I just thought its absolutely disgusting! But its cool, maybe some people just like it dirty, like really dirty sex.

Everytime the period kicks in, I always wonder why males are always excused from this crazy PMS thingy. I mean why can't they suffer the same fate as the females? Simply! Guys can't have menses, seriously.

2) Prices of pad will definitely go up!  And especially not during this recession,its bad enough!

3) Some guys have problems helping babies change their diapers, what makes you think they will even know how to wear a pad?

4) Oh how the men like to complain that we are always using pms as an excuse whenever we appear to have a sudden mood swing or whatever. But here's the thing, if they are having menses, they would probably use that as one of their THOUSAND AND ONE excuses on why they need to stay at home and watch their sports channel, rather than follow us to some ridicously long shopping spree. 

5) Don't ask me why but I think it is pretty funny if your man turns around and tell you this," Don't turn me on you bitch! I can't have sex now because I am having my freaking period,damnit!"

6) ITS AGAINST NATURE!

P.S. Shall I repeat this is all part of my point of view, don't be quick to call me a judgemental bitch. And besides, can't you see my xanga skin? Its Anxiety girl blogging!

Many broken hearts would be mended,

Many innocent lives would be saved,

Many people would understand the meaning of forgiveness.

1) Ran around in the ship and keep shouting...

 "Jack! Jack! Where are you?! This is Rose! Is time to water me again you fool!"

2) Make friends with people in the ship and hold serious conversation.

"Hi, my name is Nelle. Are you covered with insurance? Have you heard the latest incident about the ship sinking?"

3) When the ship is about to sail off, stand at the railing and shout with a pirate accent...

 "Ai-Ai... lets go find the Black Pearl!"

4) Stand up halfway while eating and scream like a lunatic..

 "There's a BOMB under my table!"

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I have saved the best for the last! 

5) Find the Captain and drug him. Hijack the whole ship and give it to baby as a christmas present! (I'm doing this specially for you baby! TEE HEE )

 So long Xangans! I'm off to my Cruise Trip!

Dear Datingish,

I am one of your newest fan who visits your web page as often as I can. I am not the hardcore type that must have and keep everything with your name printed on it like this...

I am not like one of those crazy girls who chases after their superstars without a brain. I don't scream and cry at the sight of your blog. Neither, do I sit in front of the computer screen for a whole god damn 6hours nor drool on the keyboard and realized I haven't even brush my teeth. I don't ran by such rules like being the FIRST to comment at every new posts you posted. BUT, I certainly do update myself with your latest posts whenever I can and recommend my SO to read some of your top posts whenever he's out from the army.

Compared to other Top blogs like , I feel you are the first blog that cater to some of the most common needs people have. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that your other business competitors sucks. I think they are great too, its just that....

 - Not many of us are born fat and suffered from major heart disease. I'm not a health frantic that counts every freaking calories that goes down my throat. You see, I eat whatever that's nice and I know the key to a healthy life, is a balance of EVERYTHING and NOT just on what I EAT. 

Besides, will one burger really kill us? I don't like the guy staring at the burger in the picture. Just grab it and eat it! Damnit! Burger King should sue healthkicker for this picture. And that will give us all something NEW to blog about other than Obama Obama Obama.

P.S. I still love you healthkicker and Obama!  

 - I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive so what makes you think I would be interested in mothering a child yet? Well, at least I'm not those teenagers that practice shot guns like machine guns. For some, I know they always have the urge to merge but I can totally understand. Hey, we are humans who were blessed with great sexual drive, make full use of it at the RIGHT time and RIGHT age before it turns rusty.

And as for that,underage moms will be discriminated! (I was kidding!)

 - From what I've heard, this christian blog had posted some offensive posts and that the other end of the computer screen, is actually a devil in disguise who is trying to bring us all down to hell.  Whoever came out with that is a genius joker!

Not all rumors are always true. Shall I repeat clearly this time that this are all based purely on my own preferences. I do visit all the other Top blogs but not as often as how I visit your blog, Datingish.

Still, I feel people should know that you aren't just a blog for people to bring in their relationship problems for discussion. You are also a blog cater for the singles out there who wants to mingle and find a partner.

Are you aware that such things do happen in your site? For instance, a single girl could be reading through all the comments(advices) people give to a post. And scrolling through, she came across a comment from a guy who gave really good advices. She starts to go  and get interested and decided to....

So Datingish, you aren't just a blog But a matchmaking blog. I swear I don't know the girl, I really don't, right Nancy?

Datingish, you taught me relationship is hard because being alone is even harder.

With lots of love,                                                                                                                                            Newest Fan.